Recap: 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' - 'South Africa: Just Like Home'

Oh my Lord of the Rings, I think I may have just seen the most ridiculous fight, well, at least during this season of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta." The bar for cray-cray is pretty high on this show, but the battle that breaks out in this episode just has to be top ten if nothing else. The only thing that could have made it more insane would have been dwarf tossing or a Jell-O wrestling match, and since the battle continues into next week's episode, I can't even rule that out. 

 

But everything stars off SO well on our ladies' trip to Africa! They sip champagne in first class. They take off their make-up like savvy travelers, and Cynthia makes fun of NeNe for wiping off an eyebrow. And NeNe doesn't even slug her! Phaedra wants to ride elephants. And anything else that presents itself. Oh, Phaedra, Apollo will be watching this, remember? What happens in South Africa does not stay there if there's a camera crew following your every move.

Anyway, they finally arrive in South Africa. Marlo and NeNe immediately get all princess-y about their Louis Vuitton luggage. They can't go up the escalator with their Louis Vuitton luggage! Marlo can't leave her shoes and Hermes Birkin bags unattended! Psst, girls? Really rich people DON'T CARE because they can REPLACE their expensive stuff. I'm sure Marlo's worried she'll have to sleep with yet another old geezer if she needs a new Birkin bag, poor thing. 

The diva act continues once they finally get out of the airport. Marlo will NOT share a bathroom. Phaedra thinks she has some gall expecting anything considering that she crashed the damn trip. Then, Marlo decides to quiz everyone about the contents of the etiquette book she's reading. Did you know you pass the salt WITH the pepper? Sheree suspects Emily Post never wrote an entry about aggravated assault. Yeah, Marlo, you're not fooling anyone with your Birkins and your etiquette book. We've all seen your mugshots, so get over it.

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Recap: 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' - 'South Africa: Just Like Home'
Recap: 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' - 'South Africa: Just Like Home'

But everything stars off SO well on our ladies' trip to Africa! They sip champagne in first class. They take off their make-up like savvy travelers, and Cynthia makes fun of NeNe for wiping off an eyebrow. And NeNe doesn't even slug her!



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How to Be a Lady, A Contemporary Guide to Common Courtesy

How to Be a Lady, A Contemporary Guide to Common Courtesy

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The Lady

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Lady Chatterley's Lover (Mobi Classics)

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